Will You Be My Kitchy Valentine?

photo from flickr user: ButterflySha

Photo from flickr user: ButterflySha

 

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and this year, I’m feelin’ kitchy….

Everyone always stresses about getting their partner the perfect gift but I say, why not have fun with it?! 

 

Shop Intuition just dropped their annual “Have to Have” Valentine’s Day Gift Guide and it’s no surprise that this Heart Shaped Chip and Dip Set made the list.  Who knew chips and dip could be so hip?  

Heart Shaped Chip and Dip set – $22 bucks at ShopIntuition.com

 

 


 

 

 

If your mate likes to cook, they’re gonna go bonkers over this appropriately heart shaped set of measuring cups.

 

Heart Shaped Measuring Cups – $10 at Shopintuition.com

 


 

 

 

Not ready to pop the question just yet but want to give your girl some major bling anyway?  This 2 Carat Cup is sure to turn heads!  She’ll have the best rock at the java shop!

2 Carat Cup – $14.99 at PerpetualKid.com

 

 


 

 

 

Why not make your sweetie breakfast in bed?  This heart shaped egg mold is perfect for making a heart-shaped Egg in the Basket.

Heart Shaped Egg Mold – $5.99 at perpetualpid.com

 

 


 

 

 

Warm a frosty heart with some hot cocoa!  This single-cup serving of hot cocoa from Fred Flare even has heart-shaped marshmallows, how cute is that!?!

you warm my heart hot cocoa mix – $8 at fredflare.com

 

 


 

 

 

Confucius say: Skip the boring chocolates and go for one of these bad boys!  A giant fortune cookie with your own personalized message inside.

Heart Sprinkles Giant Fortune Cookie – $27.95 at ladyfortunes.com

 


 

 

 

Now for what might be the most unique, kitch filled gift ever? Why a Valentine’s Day Card from the world’s smallest postal service of course!

World’s Smallest Valentines Card – $8 at leafcutterdesigns.com

 

 

Bottom line here, we have enough stress in our lives without the added pressure of gift giving. If your partner has a sense of humor they’ll surely appreciate the kitch factor all of these gifts have to offer. If your partner doesn’t have a sense of humor, why are you with them?

Happy Valentine’s Day everybody!!

xoxo

 


Green Eggs and Ham Anyone??

 

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In an attempt to waste less and use more of what we have around the house, I came up with this semi-deconstructed take on the classic green eggs and ham.  As you can see from the directions, this is a tiny bit of cooking combined with an interesting presentation to achieve something that looks incredibly elegant for the amount of work it requires.

Ingredients:

  • 1 hard boiled egg, sliced
  • 3 slices of low sodium ham (of course, you can use regular ham, this is just what he had in the fridge)
  • 1/2 scallion, sliced thin
  • 3 leaves of fresh basil
  • A few dashes of green Tabasco – in my opinion, the BEST Tabasco there is!!!

 

Directions:

  1. Preheat a skillet on medium heat and add your ham slices.  Cook about 2 mins per side or until they are just slightly browned.
  2. To serve, place a slice of your egg on the plate and top with basil leaf and a slice of ham.  Repeat 3 times and dress the final layer with green Tabasco and scallions.  Easy Peazy and Mmmm mmmm!!

Rich & Skinny Jeans

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So what would happen if two of the faces behind some of the biggest, most influentional denim companies of all time got together and made jean babies?  Enter Rich & Skinny with an explosion of color!  That’s sort of their thing….. 

Michael Glaser & Joie Rucker of Rich and Skinny

Michael Glasser, genius designer and co-founder of both Seven For All Mankind and  Citizens Of Humanity (still two of my personal favorites) teamed up with Joie Rucker founder and designer of Joie Jeans and former Vice President of design for both Guess and Levi’s launched the brand about 2 years ago.  Feeling somewhat uninspired by the boring sea of blues out there, they wanted to breathe new life into the denim market.  With over 50 years of experience in the denim industry between them, they managed to do just that!  Celebrities are absolutely smitten with this line and have been spotted all over the streets of New York and LA rockin’ them in various styles and colors.  The “recently spotted” list reads like a who’s who: Katie Holmes, Reese Witherspoon, Hilary Duff, Cameron Diaz, Blake Lively, Jessica Alba, and Beyonce just to name-drop a few…

Rucker and Glasser are focused on the highest quality materials and workmenship, making every pair right here in the USA.  One of the best things about these jeans has got to be the silk lined waist band!  This may seem like a small detail, but for someone with very sensitive skin who is always irritated by those pesky tags along the inner waist line, this is huge!!   It’s just another one of those unique details that makes this brand stand out from the crowd. 

Wondering how they came up with the name?  After hours of brainstorming, Joie finally asked herself, “How does someone want to feel when they pull on their favorite pair of jeans?”  Her answer?  Rich and skinny.  

Says Joie, “We want to make people feel good. We want people to put on a smile when they put on our jeans.”

The line retails from around $145 to $218.  Don’t worry though, you don’t have to be rich or skinny to snag yourself a pair of these amazingly comfy and uber stylish jeans.  They’ve got plenty of cuts, finishes and fits for nearly every body type.  Recent additions have expanded their line to include three different Men’s jeans (James is coveting the Chill style in Ace Vintage), and two red hot Boyfriend style women’s jeans.

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In a final nod to the innovative nature of the Rich and Skinny brand: they have one of the best websites we’ve ever seen.  The Flash-based site explores the Lifestyles of the Rich and Skinny, a fully interactive California house populated by a tawdry family, their Russian slut maid, the Latin Poolboy and a french poodle named Chester.  Click on different rooms within the house to see what happens inside or click the pictures of each person to watch a very well produced webisode about that character’s story.  

rswebsite2This isn’t some corny lonelygirl15 horsecrap, this is about as entertaining as marketing can get.  (Insider tip: There are some hilarious snippets to watch, and one of the rooms even has a PG-13 rated Kardashian/Hilton-style videotape hidden somewhere inside.) 

Once you’re done reading the character blogs and have explored all the rooms, click the “shop” link and you’re brought to the fully interactive jeans showroom.  Each style is individually modeled in full-motion video so you can get a solid look at the pants in action from front to B-A-double-C-K.

We hope other brands can learn from these two and remember to keep fashion fun.  It’s obvious that they’re building something they intend to last, people just trying to make a buck don’t put this much effort into it.  

www.richandskinnyjeans.com

Steamed Clams and Garlic Butter

Steamed Clams with Garlic Butter

As a young pup, Gretchen became somewhat obsessive about her dining habits.  I don’t mean obsessive in that “I’ll just have three asparagus spears because I can’t see all my skeleton ribs” kind of obsessive, no – this is more of the childlike obsession that leads kids to believe that they should be able to have ice cream sundays for every meal.  Except, in Gretchen’s case, she was obsessed with Steamed Clams and Garlic Butter.

When they were out at a seafood restaurant, she’d want only steamed clams and garlic butter.  When they were at an Italian bistro, she’d want only steamed clams and garlic butter.  When they were at McDonalds, she’d want…yeah, you can guess how this goes.

She’s since branched out into other foods spanning the entire world, but the quickest way to bring back that child-like grin is to buy her some littlenecks and fire up a pot.

For a simple treat, give this recipe a shot.  Hey, you can even call them McClams and McGarlic Butter if you like!


Ingredients:

  • 1 bag of Littleneck Clams
  • 1 bottle of Beer (pilsner or lager)
  • 1 tbs Garlic Powder
  • 1 tbs Onion Powder
  • 2 tbs Old Bay Seasoning
  • 2 Bay leaves
  • 1/2 stick of usalted butter
  • 2 large garlic cloves
  • Salt and Pepper to taste

 

Directions:

  1. Scrub your clams under cold running water to remove any silt and dirt from the shells.  Place them in a bowl over ice until ready to cook, but keep changing the ice so the clams don’t sink into the melting water.
  2. Put a large pot with a steamer insert or basket on the stove.  Pour the contents of one 12 oz beer in the pot.  Fill the empty bottle with tap water and dump the water into the pot.
  3. Add in the garlic powder, onion powder, 2 bay leaves and the Old Bay seasoning and stir to combine.  Turn the pot on high.
  4. In a smaller pot to the side, heat 1/2 a stick of unsalted butter on the lowest setting your range is capable of.  
  5. Finely chop the two large cloves of garlic and add to the butter.  We use a garlic press to save time.  Stir together and let the butter heat for 3-5 minutes, but don’t let the garlic get brown!  Add about a teaspoon of salt and transfer to a serving dish.
  6. When your steaming pot comes to a rolling boil, dump enough clams to make a single layer in your pot and cover.  You want the clams to have some room, so plan on doing all your clams in batches.
  7. Keep an eye on the pot and pull out the clams as they open, in general between 4-8 minutes.  They’ll crack open a bit at first, and after a few moments of torture, they’ll open their shells to a 70-90 degree angle.  Go ahead and pull these guys out and let the rest continue to cook until all of them open.
  8. Using tongs (those buggers get hot!), transfer the finished clams to a serving dish and add in the remaining clams until all of them are steamed.
  9. Serve the steamed clams along side the garlic butter for dipping and enjoy.  Don’t forget to provide an extra bowl to hold the empty shells!

 

Tips:

  • We’re from the Chesapeake Bay region, Old Bay is not optional in this recipe!

Tomato Soup and Grilled Cheese

Tomato Soup

Because the hubbs had been joansin’ for some, and since  I’d been looking for any excuse to use my new immersion blender, I decided to make tomato soup!  Now I’m sure you’re thinking to yourself “Who needs a recipe to make grilled cheese??”  Well the secret here lies in the Worchestershire and the Laughing Cow Cheese!  Give this combo a shot and we’re confident this will become one of your go-to rainy day meals.


Soup Ingredients: 

 

 

 

  • 1 35 oz can of peeled plum aka roma tomatoes
  • 1/2 white onion, finely chopped
  • 3 cloves garlic, minced
  • 1/4 cup merlot – you know the rule here, use one you’d drink
  • 1/4 teaspoon of each of the following:
    • tarragon
    • basil
    • oregano
    • parsley
    • fennel seed
    • crushed red pepper flake
    • nutmeg
  • salt and pepper enough to season your garlic/onion mixture with it as well as the soup itself
  • 2 teaspoons splenda (you can substitute sugar if you’d like)
  • 2 bay leaves
  • 2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
  • fresh basil and sour cream for garnish (obviously, both are optional but i feel it really adds depth to the soup)

 Soup Directions:

  1. Pop open your tomatoes and carefully empty contents of can into a non-reactive bowl (plastic or glass but no stainless steel here – tomatoes and metal are arch-enemies) .
  2. Crush the tomatoes with your hands.  Make sure as you crush each tomato it is submersed in the liquid, otherwise you’ll end up with tomato seeds in your eye and on the ceiling.
  3. Preheat a medium saucepan and add in your olive oil.  Let it heat up for a minute or two on medium heat and add in your garlic and onions.  Season with salt and pepper and saute for about 5 minutes.  
  4. Add in your crushed tomatoes.  (I find that the best way to do this is to use a ladel rather than just dumping the bowl into the saucepan.  I don’t want to wear tomato sauce – I mean, I am into fashion and all but let’s face it, tomatoes are not, nor will they ever be the new black…)
  5. Add in your 2 bay leaves, splenda, additonal spices and your red wine. 
  6. Reduce heat to simmer and let it go for about 30 mins, stirring occasionally.
  7. Take your immersion blender and go to town until you reach the consistency you like.  
  8. Before serving, accessorize: top with a dollop of sour cream and a chiffonade of fresh basil.

 

Grilled Cheese Ingredients:

  • 2 slices low carb bread (Pepperidge Farm makes a good one) or, use whatever bread you darn well please.
  • 1 Kraft Single
  • 1 Laughing Cow Light Original Swiss wedge
  • 1 slice provolone
  • A few drops of Worchestershire
  • About 1 tbs. room temperature butter

 

Grilled Cheese Directions: 

  1. Preheat a small skillet on medium heat and apply non stick cooking spray to coat pan.  Butter one slice of bread and add to the hot pan, butter side down.  
  2. Add your Kraft Single and provolone cheeses to the top of the cooking bread.
  3. Spread the inside of your second slice of bread with the Laughing Cow cheese.  Add a few drops of Worchestershire and place on top of the first slice in your pan.   
  4. Butter the top of your second slice while the sandwich cooks, wait a few and flip.   
  5. All in all, cook about 2 mins per side or until nicely browned.   Slice on a diagonal and serve along side your yummy tomato soup!

 

Tips:

  • To chiffonade basil – tear the leaves from the stem and lay them on top of each other and roll them up. Take your knife and run it through the leaves to create little ‘ribbons’ of basil.
  • If you don’t have an immersion blender or you simply don’t want to use one, this soup is just as awesome without it.  Call it “rustic italian style” and you’re done.
  • To liven up dried spices, pour the contents into your hand and sort of mash with your thumb to arouse the odors and make for deeper flavor.

Shu Uemura Eye Lash Curler

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This little gem has been around for a while but our website hasn’t so I thought I’d put in my two cents.

This is basically the only eyelash curler those in the biz will use.    For top make up artists and celebrities, this is bees knees of eyelash curling.

I myself am on my second go-round with Shu Uemura and couldn’t be happier with the results.   If you’re like me, and suffer from small, barely there lashes you need all the extra help you can get.   All those mascara companies that promise mile long, 90% thicker lashes, they’re lying!   The secret to achieving those longer, thicker looking lashes is all in the curling and Shu Uemura has definitely perfected this art.   The silicone insert with it’s sort of mushroom shaped design combined with the precision hinge deliver the perfect, long lasting curl everytime.  

Perfect lashes come at a price though, $19 to be exact, and they don’t sell replacement inserts either.  Now before you ‘lash’ out, consider this, Shu Uemura’s amazing curler comes with two inserts which will last you six months.  They recommend using each insert for 3 months before disposing of them and investing in a new curler.  Nineteen dollars is a small prices to pay though for six full months of amazing lashes.  Follow the link below to snag one for yourself!

http://www.shuuemura-usa.com/products/ProductDetails.aspx?CategoryID=421&ProductID=1022

April 77 – Joey Jeans

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Straight from our HOT STUFF file, come these jeans from April 77.

April 77 was launched in 2002 by Frenchman/Drummer/Guitarist Bric Partouche who describes himself as more of a “Youth Culture Nerd” rather than a fashion designer.  His obsession with early punk and new wave bands like The Ramones and Joy Division inspired him to create a range of jeans each named after his rock n’roll heroes.  

Pictured to the side are our brand new “Joey” jeans named for the incomparable and often unintelligable Joey Ramone.  Shame that Joey had to die to become both a street and a pair of jeans, but we’re gladly stuffing our ass into this tribute!

April 77 is worn by everyone from old-heads like the Rolling Stones to cool old-heads like Iggy Pop, in addition to a new breed of independent artists.  

Partouche’s passion for anything to do with music-influenced style also spills over into his genius cross-marketing effort April 77 Records, where new and up and coming bands get a chance to make their mark on the scene.  

Pick PocketAdditional HOT STUFF in each design comes in the form of ”Le Pique”, an April 77 branded guitar pick neatly placed in a dedicated “pick pocket”.  No, they didn’t come up with the term of a “pick pocket”, we did…and seriously, that’s HOT STUFF, so feel free to steal it, Bric.  For those of you who’ve ever played guitar, you know that the tiny little comb pocket in your jeans will eventually become your “go to” spot for keeping guitar or bass picks.  The fact that they thought to take this one step further and create an actual pocket for a guitar pick is pure genius.

Additionally, there’s a ”scratch card download” in the shape of a record.  Instead of winning additional scratch-off tickets in hopes to get that baby stroller off of layaway, you get a code that enables you to download a tune from an up-and-coming artist signed to April 77 Records.  

Where a lot of designers try and identify with Indie music, April 77 is taking it all one step further and becoming a vehicle for independent music.  That’s the kind of visionary thinking that makes us take notice and you should as well.  

Oh, and the actual jeans?  Just like Joey, they’re thin and skinny and will rock for hours.  Cruelty-free for you vegans, the denim is lightweight with a bit of stretch, fits like a glove and is dyed in a blue that would stand out in a crowd like Rodger Daltry’s dreamy pinballed eyes.  

Seriously, these are available at Revolve for $136 marked down to $68 bucks retail?  

This is HOT STUFF.

Perfect Sauteed Shrimp

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James doesn’t eat shrimp, both because he can’t stand them and because he’s allergic.  However, in spite of this great culinary handicap, sauteed shrimp continues to be one of his signature dishes.  The combination of heat, garlic, butter, shrimp and lemon combine in this dish to create a perfect pan sauce that coats the shrimp and delivers a mouthful of flavor that far exceeds the sum of its parts.  

The key to this recipe is proper temperature and proper timing.  Read it in advance, do all your prep ahead of time to have your ingredients ready and follow the instructions closely – you’ll be in for a treat.

 


Ingredients:

 

  • 10 41/50 medium sized shrimp (a little over 1/4 lbs) peeled and devained.
  • 2 medium sized cloves of fresh garlic, roughly chopped
  • 1/2 lemon.
  • 1 tbs butter
  • salt and pepper
  • a bit of fresh flat leaf parsely for garnish (optional)

 

Directions:

  1. Heat a medium sized pan over medium high heat.  (On an electric oven, this would be a 6-7 on a one to ten scale.)  Add 1 tbs. butter.  
  2. Let the butter melt almost completely and add the chopped garlic.  Keep the butter and garlic moving so they don’t brown.
  3. After NO MORE then 30 seconds of sautéing the garlic in the butter, add all the shrimp.  Keep the shrimp moving almost constantly to coat with the butter and garlic.  (You don’t want anything sitting on the bottom of the pan for any extended period of time or it will burn!)
  4. Keep tossing the ingredients of the pan around until the shrimp curl into themselves.  Turn frequently so that there are no grey bits left.  When the shrimp just start to brown on their edges, salt and pepper the shrimp, then toss to coat.
  5. At this point, if you’ve done everything right, you’re going to see some bits beginning to form on the bottom of the pan.  Immediately squeeze in 1/2 of a fresh lemon, making sure to keep the seeds out of the pan.  Using a wooden spoon, toss all the ingredients together for a few moments to form your pan sauce, then immediately pour into your serving dish.
  6. Serve and enjoy.

Tips:

  • Shrimp are sold commercially using a method to describe how many shrimp form a pound.  In our case, 41/50 shrimp will average about 41 to 50 individual shrimp in each pound.  You’re probably safe just asking your fishmonger for medium sized shrimp.
  • Fresh garlic works best in this recipe, but feel free to substitute about 2 tsp of pre-chopped garlic from a jar.
  • Keeping the pan moving is the key to this recipe.  If you leave the pan over the heat for the entire cooking time, you’re likely to wind up with some bitter butter and burned garlic.  Keep the pan moving, keep the shrimp swirling about and don’t walk away.  Total cooking time shouldn’t be any more then 4 minutes.

7 For All Mankind Ginger

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When a company practically invents the Premium Denim market, as 7 For All Mankind did in 2000, no one expects them to maintain that market lead forever.  In any new trend, a crowd of usurpers will gravitate towards the leader to siphon off marketshare and offer up similar designs and pricing in hopes to steal the crown away for a season or two.  

Rachel Bilson rocking a pair of Gingers at the CVS

Rachel Bilson rocking a pair of Gingers at the CVS

The fashionistas of print and their gossip-rag celebrity counterparts will constantly seek out newer brandnames and fresher labels in order to ride on the cusp of an ever-thrashing wave of emerging designers.  The natural order of a trendy market dictates that the goose in front must eventually slide to the back of the formation in order to give the next bird in line some time at the lead.

Over the past 9 years, the Premium Denim market has become crowded and Seven has expanded into menswear, tops, accessories and *insert groan* a line of premium denim for children.  Even though they are growing into other markets, they haven’t lost their roots and continue to churning out quality denim in fresh styles and perfect fits.

Last year they dropped the Ginger flare leg jeans and slapped them right onto some prime Hollywood asses.  We picked up a pair and fell in love with the fit and feel.

The good news for you?  7 for all Mankind is busy pushing out their line for 2009, so if you hurry, you can pick up a pair of Gingers for almost half off. 

Vietnamese Pork Lettuce Wraps

Vietnamese Pork Lettuce Wraps

Casual, flavorful and low in carbohydrates, these Vietnamese Pork Lettuce Wraps are a perfect and low-fuss way to feed a group.  By keeping all the ingredients separate for people to assemble themselves, the dish becomes an interactive meal personalized to each guests individual tastes.  Pork serves as the foundation to the dish, while pickled veggies and fresh herbs bring depth to each bite.  Finishing it all off is a sweet drizzle of Hoisin sauce, crushed peanuts and finely chopped jalapenos for heat.

 


Ingredients:

 

Pickled Carrots and Onions:

  • 2 whole carrots
  • 1/2 white onion
  • 1/2 cup rice wine vinegar
  • 2 tbs white vinegar
  • 2 tbs Splenda

 

Wrap Ingredients:

  • 1 lbs ground lean pork
  • 1 Jalapeno chili
  • 1 clove minced garlic
  • 1 red bell pepper
  • 1 english seedless cucumber
  • 1/2 cup fresh chopped mint
  • 1/2 cup fresh chopped basil
  • 1/2 cup fresh chopped cilantro
  • 3 chopped fresh scallions
  • 1 lime, juiced and zested
  • 1 1/2 tbs soy sauce
  • 1 tbs mirin
  • 1/2 tsp fish sauce
  • 1 tbs fresh minced ginger
  • 1 tbs lemongrass paste
  • canola oil
  • 2 heads of bibb lettuce
  • 1/4 cup chopped peanuts
  • Hoisin sauce
  • 1 lime for garnishing

 

Directions:

Pickle the carrots and onions:

  1. Peel the carrots normally and discard the exterior, then use the peeler to shave down the carrots into thin strips.
  2. Cut the onion in half, then half again and slice into strips.
  3. Add the sliced onion and carrot strips to a non-metalic bowl, stir in the white vinegar, rice wine vinegar and splenda.
  4. Stir to combine and set aside for at least 1/2 hour.

Prepare and cook the ingredients for the wraps:

  1. Quarter and chop the english seedless cucumber, add to a serving dish and set aside.
  2. Half the red bell pepper discarding the seeds and chop the remainder.  Add to a serving dish and set aside.
  3. Roughly chop the mint, basil, cilantro, and scallions and place in individual serving dishes.  You should have enough to loosely fill a 1/2 cup measure.
  4. If you don’t have chopped peanuts, measure out about 1/4 cup of cocktail peanuts, add to a sandwich bag and bash them with the back of a pot.  Set aside for garnishing.
  5. Slice open the jalapeno pepper and discard half the seeds and ribs.  Finely chop the remainder and set aside in a serving dish.
  6. Start a pan over medium high heat.  Add about a tablespoon of canola oil and the minced garlic. Allow to come to full heat, but keep an eye on the garlic so it doesn’t brown.
  7. Add the ground pork, season with salt and pepper and allow to cook for about a minute while breaking up the meat.
  8. Add in the ground ginger, minced lemongrass, soy sauce, mirin and fish sauce.  Toss well to coat and continue to cook until all the pork is browned.
  9. Using a slotted spoon, move the cooked ground pork to a serving dish leaving the fat behind in the pan.
  10. Assemble your wraps using a leaf of bibb lettuce, a spoonful of pork, bell pepper, cucumber, fresh herbs, scallions, hoisin sauce, peanuts and jalapenos to taste.

Tips:

  • Most supermarkets now stock pre-minced lemongrass in a tube.  Look for it near the fresh herbs.
  • If splenda isn’t your thing, substitute about 1/4 cup of sugar instead.

Thermapen

Thermapen instant read thermometer

So, maybe you’re like a lot of people that really enjoy stomach aches, intestinal parasites and the unrelenting flood of painful diarrhea that can come with improperly cooked foods…let us just say right off the top that the thermapen is NOT for you.  

No, this fine device does just one thing in your kitchen…it measures the temperature of whatever you’re cooking.  It doesn’t tell you what the proper range is for a given protein.  It doesn’t beep when it your product reaches a specific target temperature.  It doesn’t have any kind of integrated timer or calculator or WiFi enabled social networking, and it still costs about $90 retail.

I can hear you through this website asking “Why would I spend ninety bucks on a thermometer that doesn’t even check my Facebook status for me?”  The answer is that this thing will read temperature in less then 4 seconds with an accuracy of plus or minus 1 digit.  That’s not just marketing hype, it works as advertised and on a recent test drive, it only took three seconds to inform us that we’d hopelessly overcooked our chicken kabobs.

If you love tough chicken and persistently grey beef, then please ignore the thermapen and continue cooking your meat until it’s suitable to be crafted into outerwear.  If you want to host a family of nasty organisms in your lower intestine, then please ignore the thermapen.  

However, if you’re interested in cooking in that very narrow range of “won’t kill you” and “still edible”…run and get yourself a thermapen.  Cooks Illustrated don’t lie and neither do we.

Thermapen – $89.00 from Thermoworks.com

KAiN Tee Shirt

KAiN T-shirt

This wonderfully soft tee just arrived in our mailbox and we were instantly wowed with both the fit and the feel.  Designer Amanda Kain’s Los Angeles based company is cranking out a small selection of tanks, tees and dresses in a delightfully soft 90% modal 10% silk fabric.

This kind of comfort does not come cheap, it will cost you about $83 bucks full retail (though we do admit nabbing ours at a deep discount on ebay)

Manufacturer Style No. 5016
90% modal 10% silk
One size fits all

Available in Charcoal and Blue from Revolve Clothing for $83.00

Blue Cheese Stuffed Roasted Romas

Oven Roasted Romas

Kick up a pair of roma tomatoes with bleu cheese, garlic and red pepper for an instantly elegant side dish.  

Ingredients:

  •  2 fresh roma tomatoes
  •  1/2 cup crumbled bleu cheese
  •  2 cloves of garlic
  •  1 tbs fresh chopped parsley
  •  1/4 tsp red pepper flakes
  •  1/4 tsp kosher or sea salt
  •  1/4 tsp fresh ground black pepper

Method:

  1. Preheat your oven to 400 degrees Fahrenheit.
  2. Line a cookie sheet or roll pan with foil and spray lightly with cooking oil.
  3. Cut your roma tomatoes in half lengthwise and use a spoon to gut’em of their seeds.
  4. Mince the two cloves of garlic.
  5. Roughly chop the parsly leaves.
  6. Assemble your filling by mixing the crumbled bleu cheese, the minced garlic, red pepper flakes, salt, pepper and the chopped parsley saving about 1 tsp of parsley for garnish later.
  7. Divide the mixture and spoon equally into your hollowed out roma tomatoes.
  8. Pop the tomatoes into the oven for about 8-10 minutes, or until the cheese is all bubbly and slightly browned on top.
  9. Pull them out of the oven, sprinkle with the remaining chopped parsley and serve piping hot.

The recipe serves two: to feed more just double the recipe.

Tips:

  • Parsley comes in curly and flat leaf varieties (also known as italian parsley).  Skip the voyage back to 80’s fine dining garnish and get the flat leaf variety if it’s available.
  • If you’re sensitive to spice, hold back a bit on the red pepper flakes, or cut them out completely…it’s yours to customize.

Oven Roasted Asparagus

Oven Roasted Asparagus

Steam is for a spas and steamed asparagus is dull in color, flavor and texture.  Give oven-roasting a try and discover a new depth for a classic veggie.

Ingredients:

  •  1 Bunch of thin asparagus
  •  1/8 cup of Extra Virgin Olive Oil
  •  1 1/2 tsp Kosher or Sea Salt
  •  1 tsp Pepper

Instructions:

  1.  Preheat your oven to 400 degrees Fahrenheit.
  2. While the oven is preheating, break down your Asparagus.  Select a single stem and with one hand, hold the bottom of the asparagus.  Place your other hand at the middle and slowly start to bend the asparagus over until it snaps.  Use the broken asparagus as a guide for the rest of your stems and trim them accordingly.  Unless you’re into making your own vegetable stock, discard the bottoms.
  3. Toss the asparagus into a pyrex dish and pour over about 1/8th of a cup of Extra Virgin Olive Oil. 
  4. Add about 1 1/2 teaspoons of Kosher or Sea Salt to taste. 
  5. Add about 1 tsp fresh cracked black pepper to taste. 
  6. Toss the asparagus until all spears are well coated.  (ditch the tongs here and get your hands dirty).
  7. Roast the asparagus in the middle of your preheated oven for about 20 minutes until the tips of the asparagus just begin to get crispy.  (Remember, char and crispy are two different things)

Tips:

 Asparagus is sold in very thin and very thick stalks.  If your grocery store only has the thicker stalks in stock, then trim off the dark green flesh from the bottoms of your asparagus with a potato peeler to mitigate the fibrous texture.

 Accessorizing:

Feel free to customize this dish with your favorite accessory: chopped garlic, paprika, onion powder, or pitted kalamata olives would all make wonderful additions.

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